PS if you have any stories from your job you would like to share please send me a message.
Friendly reminder of things NOT to do while waiting on the checkout line:
-touch each others butts and giggle
-fight over who pays the bill
-wink at your cashier
-yell at your cashier because of your coupons.
but I don’t do any of that. I just pretend I’m okay enough to get through another day and feel the rage and helplessness all over again.
I just opened up a till. When I mean open, I mean that I’m the first person to use it.
Customer: Do you have a change for 50?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t. I just opened up this till.
Customer: So you have no change for 50?
Me: I don’t. Sorry.
Customer: You mean to tell me you have no change yet?
WHAT THE F*CK?! WHAT KIND OF ANSWER DO YOU NEED WOMAN?
I should win a damn Oscar for all the convincing fake smiles I do when working retail.